One of my Guys

Ooooooooooooooooooooooh 

You may no be a movie star but when to comes to being lucky we are!!!! 

However are those your real teeth?

And so to sofa bed

New sneakers from self ridges but  Jeff bridges was not there 

There's a lump in my throat that's not due to emotion

So far so good in the not so summer school

A Sofa bed poem is imminent

less is More

I heard the news today

So we learn, we live. we live, and then no one will let you die, and then we learn, but then sometimes we hear on the Mother Mary gob shite tinker grapevine that hell has designed and built a host of new found shocking possibilities and handed to someone I know.

This friend over yonder does absolutely certainly does not deserve to be dealt those cards. 

What kinda a hell bent bunker of trouble does my friend need and why by some random logic I think she could/should have been spared the grief and paperwork 

So with this in my mind 

If we choose to take a risk is it a gamble?

When a dog is let off a leash in a remote part of Scotland do they not look like compulsive gamblers?

Can you preserve chutney in the freezer?

Distance is geography at its worst

 

Todays Top 10 Solutions 

1. Put toothpaste on any stain
   
2. Use a Digital camera for better view of inside your handbag
   
3. Use a larger photo of mouse to scare mice
   
4. When entering into the Pentecostal religious chapel of a London black Cab place a larger than average pair of headphones over your ears and then as loud as you like tell the driver exactly which route you want to take
   
5. Improve your snog/kissing techniques by playing this little game. Its called "Resist" the rules are simple have 2 minutes to smooch your aponent they in turn MUST NOT kiss/smooch you back. Their lips must be sealed tight in a military lock down, until they give in. 

Bureau 1st day observations

Greetings from the Capital

The elderly are pregnant! and I have seen them with my own eyes today on the high street however and yet perhaps also on the high street in some Papua New Guinea town.
A problem? I think not, simply amazing.

Soup De Jour:
A list of Problems so far, so good

1. A Large lumber region not unlike winne the pooh
2. I think I need more respect and recogision
3. Who from?
4. Need a home, house, garden, roof, fence, front door
5. Long hair, short hair
6. Radio Show for BOPS